10 Extremely Bizarre and Pointless Patents

"A novelty amusement eating receptacle for supporting, rotating and sculpting a portion of ice cream or similarly malleable food while it is being consumed... a drive mechanism in the hand-held housing for imparting rotation upon the cup and rotationally feeding its contents against a person’s outstretched tongue."

Basically a self-turning ice cream cone.
I can understand the need for this device. If I'm enjoying an ice cream cone I really don't want to do anything that might approach activity resembling "exercise". That really is not the point while having frozen treats. The other patents, you are on your own figuring those out!
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