"So kid, ya say you wanna learn the bunny-hop? It's easy.. observe.."
"...starts like this.."
"....second step, if step one was done correctly will have you flying through the air like you was wearing wings!"
"Following step two a sleek and graceful landing is one with ears wide and fluffy bunz exposed to best effect."
"Now armed with such valuable knowledge, go hop, have fun, entertain, and aboves all, Inspire!"